“Social Anxiety doesn’t exist, you’re just shy”
“Just suck it up and go ask an employee, you’re being a baby”
“It’s not that hard to call someone, just do it”
“Stop making up excuses, job interviews aren’t that bad”
“God, why did you freak out like that? it was just a few people”
“Have you tried just getting over it?”
(via lenasheadey)
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people
(via jennifermmorrison)
i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
(via patronustrip)
deathly afraid of old people.
We are idiots.
a diagram explaining my viewing habits
an accurate depiction of my life
(via sayakakyouko)
My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on
(via jennifermmorrison)
I like to describe my style as “you can take me to a nice restaurant, but I’m getting chicken fingers.”
(via sayakakyouko)
Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.
(via lenasheadey)
do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, able to carry groceries, but also able to strangle and kill a small child
(via marziiporn)
why wouldn’t you want to be friends with me i’m cute and i don’t pee on the carpet (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
(via jennifermmorrison)
- hear noises
- pause music
- complete silence
- play music
- hear noises again
(via lacroics)
